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How to make a moss pole grow?


I've been using this dial rod to help support it up while the moss pole grows and nothing has happened! Please help!

by TurkeySauce_

3 Comments

  1. dramatic_path0s

    You need to penistrate the vaginations with the skewer before it’ll start to grow into a pole

  2. Aggravating-Fee-1615

    You gotta thread the stick through the holes on each leaf. At least one hole per leaf. For maximum pole growth. 🍆

  3. MossyTrashPanda

    SO worried this was real for a moment like that other post 😭😭

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