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erm my plant has dirt on it


erm my plant has dirt on it

by del_atlantico

4 Comments

  1. Emergency-Ad-3037

    Stop. I cannot believe some of these posts

  2. YeaYouGoWriteAReview

    Dirt is made up by Big Nursury to keep people coming back for more dirt and larger pots while claiming that now you need chunky mix or aroid mix, moisture mix, orchid mix. Here buy some perlite. Better add some coco coir. Throw some bark in there also. would you like to spend $487 on drip pans today also?

    Oh your dirt has bugs? Heres some expensive yellow tape on a stick. Want to pay extra for the butterfly yellow tape? Better get some nutrients. have an extra $4000? Let me sell you some lights.

    Heres a 55 gallon drum of neem oil. Its like plant astrology in a bottle, your going to swear by it but it does fFUCK ALL.

    Fucking scammers. just throw your plant in a pot of pond water and youll see just how useful soil is.

    OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!

  3. emptycoils

    Ah ha once again however you have failed to harness the power of zooming in on the picture, to see that it is, indeed, isopod shit

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