it came in a small pot no one told me it would try to take over my whole house!!! 🤬by armoredsedan Houseplants Circle Jerk 6 Comments -garlic-thot- 3 hours ago It’s a calathea? Just start caring about it and appreciating it. It’ll die in no time ChunkdarTheFair 3 hours ago Just mow it duh shiro_eugenie 3 hours ago Toss it. Also dm me where did you toss it, I’ll help you to save the world from this monstrosity. QuadRuledPad 3 hours ago If you roll up the leaves and cut them like paper snowflakes, you’ll have a Monstera! Plants_books_dogs 3 hours ago Let it know who’s alpha. SheDrinksScotch 3 hours ago Cut the main stem halfway down to divide the plant into 2 even portions, then discard the bottom half.Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
-garlic-thot- 3 hours ago It’s a calathea? Just start caring about it and appreciating it. It’ll die in no time
shiro_eugenie 3 hours ago Toss it. Also dm me where did you toss it, I’ll help you to save the world from this monstrosity.
QuadRuledPad 3 hours ago If you roll up the leaves and cut them like paper snowflakes, you’ll have a Monstera!
SheDrinksScotch 3 hours ago Cut the main stem halfway down to divide the plant into 2 even portions, then discard the bottom half.
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It’s a calathea? Just start caring about it and appreciating it. It’ll die in no time
Just mow it duh
Toss it. Also dm me where did you toss it, I’ll help you to save the world from this monstrosity.
If you roll up the leaves and cut them like paper snowflakes, you’ll have a Monstera!
Let it know who’s alpha.
Cut the main stem halfway down to divide the plant into 2 even portions, then discard the bottom half.