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00:00 00:06 jokes | Welcome
00:06 00:18 jokes | Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
00:18 00:49 jokes | A man calls the fire department and say
00:49 01:05 jokes | Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving
01:05 01:14 jokes | Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly
01:14 01:33 jokes | You enter the laboratory and see an experiment
01:33 01:43 jokes | Lawyers really aren’t that bad, it’s just ninety-nine percent
01:43 02:04 jokes | Why do you keep throwing garlic cloves out of your window?
02:04 02:24 jokes | “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday”
02:24 02:56 jokes | Jimmy and Timmy were playing baseball in their backyard
02:56 03:06 jokes | Our language is called the mother tongue because
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1- Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

2- A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?” “Well,” the man answers, “the house next door is on fire and I don’t want you to trample my front yard.”

3- Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

4- Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just your head.

5- You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
If it’s green and wiggles , it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

6- Lawyers really aren’t that bad, it’s just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad.

7- FIRST BOY: Why do you keep throwing garlic cloves out of your window?
SECOND BOY: To keep away the vampires.
FIRST BOY: But there are no vampires.
SECOND BOY: Then it must be working!

8- First man: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Second man: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” First man: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”

9- Jimmy and Timmy were playing baseball in their backyard. Jimmy threw a pitch and Timmy connected, hitting the ball over the fence. After seeing this, Jimmy said, “It’s a run home.” “You mean a home run,” replied Timmy. “No, I mean a run home,” Jimmy insisted. “You hit the ball through the neighbour’s window.”

10- Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak..!
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