Lawn Porn

Curiosity may kill this cat


Hello all, firstly I’d like to say that I come in peace and hope not to leave in pieces. I am the antithesis of a lawn dad, I hate turf grass lawns with a white hot intensity. I think they’re antiquated relics of a bygone era, they’re socially and ecologically negligent and needlessly expensive.

So, getting that out of the way. I’m genuinely curious. What’s the draw? (please don’t cite HOA’s, I’m here to talk to real and bonafide Lawn Stans)

Sell me on it like Jordan Belfort sold me on pens…

(My pollinator and food garden for hook pic)

by PosturingOpossum

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