I wouldn’t go French drain.. you need more like a Katrina drain here.
simp51326
2 should do the trick!
Coachmen2000
Forget the drains, you need a sump pump
BigBat7418
Trying grading your yard
JakeeJumps
Just add flagstone.
it_is_impossible
I would recommend a water garden full of thirsty native plants! 🌱 🌱🐸🤩🌱🌱
pheasantkiller
Yes, the water would retreat with a French drain.
OTJH1989
That and some French benefits should do the trick.
Tasty_Mountain3171
Now that it is Lakeshore property, will your taxes go up?
Rippozat
Nah, bigger gutters and a rain water storage tank will solve that
Entire-Reindeer3571
You’ll need Le Grand French Drain, not just a French drain.
timewarpmoon
Maybe a scuba diving suit for the French drain installation
forbins
Rain garden
PennyStonkingtonIII
I have a French drain and it works great until it gets clogged with sticks and debris and then I have the same problem as OP. Maybe you have a French drain and it is clogged?
pepsi_dealer_420
I suggest pilings. You’ll want to get that entire structure at least 10 ft in the air. I suggest starting out with some YouTube videos if going the DIY route.
isometrixk
French drain is probably overkill, I’d check your downspouts aren’t clogged and drains at least 4ft from the foundation.
Gothamtonian
Check your gutters
schabadoo
Drop $8k on some AstroTurf meant for a double-wide.
justnick84
Your trees are planted too deep!
PoppysWorkshop
I do not see what the problem is…
Common-Adhesiveness6
Maybe add cactus? I mean where there’s cactus it’s usually dry
kyleko
French Quarter drain
Cosmic_Artichoke
These guys are trying to upsell ypu! A little grading should fix this and keep water out of the crawl space.
Head-Gap8455
The French are coming!
megaThan0S
Grade it to niagara falls
Relative-Occasion863
Trade dog for shark.
eatpotdude
A moat, maybe?
JetreL
Seems more like a rain garden opportunity with native plants. Don’t forget to do a soil test before planting anything!
OddlyMingenuity
A Marriane trench
acrackingnut
Venice Housing Authority: Approved.
old_souljah
Probably just clogged gutter guards, or maybe the new model they started to install without holes?
contraltoatheart
You went overboard with the pond.
Father-of-zoomies
Just don’t use corrugated, and you should be aces
antigenx
Beautiful shitpost.
Sufficient_Number643
Natural consequence of mulch volcanoes around trees.
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I wouldn’t go French drain.. you need more like a Katrina drain here.
2 should do the trick!
Forget the drains, you need a sump pump
Trying grading your yard
Just add flagstone.
I would recommend a water garden full of thirsty native plants! 🌱 🌱🐸🤩🌱🌱
Yes, the water would retreat with a French drain.
That and some French benefits should do the trick.
Now that it is Lakeshore property, will your taxes go up?
Nah, bigger gutters and a rain water storage tank will solve that
You’ll need Le Grand French Drain, not just a French drain.
Maybe a scuba diving suit for the French drain installation
Rain garden
I have a French drain and it works great until it gets clogged with sticks and debris and then I have the same problem as OP. Maybe you have a French drain and it is clogged?
I suggest pilings. You’ll want to get that entire structure at least 10 ft in the air. I suggest starting out with some YouTube videos if going the DIY route.
French drain is probably overkill, I’d check your downspouts aren’t clogged and drains at least 4ft from the foundation.
Check your gutters
Drop $8k on some AstroTurf meant for a double-wide.
Your trees are planted too deep!
I do not see what the problem is…
Maybe add cactus? I mean where there’s cactus it’s usually dry
French Quarter drain
These guys are trying to upsell ypu! A little grading should fix this and keep water out of the crawl space.
The French are coming!
Grade it to niagara falls
Trade dog for shark.
A moat, maybe?
Seems more like a rain garden opportunity with native plants. Don’t forget to do a soil test before planting anything!
A Marriane trench
Venice Housing Authority: Approved.
Probably just clogged gutter guards, or maybe the new model they started to install without holes?
You went overboard with the pond.
Just don’t use corrugated, and you should be aces
Beautiful shitpost.
Natural consequence of mulch volcanoes around trees.
This needed a trigger warning
Did I stumble into the satire landscaping sub?
Might need 2 drains.
French Drains aren’t for surface water!
You have a grading issue.
Nah that looks normal to me.