I need this shirt! I taught my cat “Stella the serial killer” that I love to catch grasshoppers. I grow cannabis/food organically, so I hand-pick off a lot of the critters. I’d throw them towards her because they are free cat toys! She now brings me a grasshopper a day. She plays hockey on the wood floors, or I wake up to one chillin on my kitchen curtains.
I absolutely love the grasshoppers because they aren’t bloody. The alternative had been rats, mice, and an occasional bird. She doesn’t bring birds home anymore, thankfully. But we have a corner in the kitchen called the “killing corner.” She leaves the heads of her victims in that corner. I’m so sick of cleaning up blood at 4am! I love and live with a serial killer….and she looks exactly like the cat on that shirt!
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I need this shirt! I taught my cat “Stella the serial killer” that I love to catch grasshoppers. I grow cannabis/food organically, so I hand-pick off a lot of the critters. I’d throw them towards her because they are free cat toys! She now brings me a grasshopper a day. She plays hockey on the wood floors, or I wake up to one chillin on my kitchen curtains.
I absolutely love the grasshoppers because they aren’t bloody. The alternative had been rats, mice, and an occasional bird. She doesn’t bring birds home anymore, thankfully. But we have a corner in the kitchen called the “killing corner.” She leaves the heads of her victims in that corner. I’m so sick of cleaning up blood at 4am! I love and live with a serial killer….and she looks exactly like the cat on that shirt!