Houseplants Circle Jerk

Why has my succulent death bloomed? Is it stupid? Did I not water it enough?


Why has it deathbloomed? I have watered it every day??? What did I do wrong??? Please help…

by awwmusta

2 Comments

  1. finger-my-clarinet

    Your plant is indeed stupid, retarded even. A nice combination of electroshock therapy and water boarding will set it straight.

  2. It’s killing itself because its daddy (you) doesn’t love it enough.

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