Stupid plants not liking their top shelf and jumping down. Enjoy your glasses of water now as punishment

This is after immediate damage control. Three rascals jumped down. Zamioculcas, who I suspect was the bastard that fell over, taking two others for company, came out almost unscathed. I gave him a bigger pot for better stability. Poor philodendron torn to pieces. Monstera wanted a trim for some time, and got one, I guess. All in all I'm happy no major damage, other than a whole lot of clean up to do. Dirt was EVERYWHERE 😮‍💨