Toddlers are such assholes. (Mine, too) I love the way you verbalized this. 💚xoxo
sasha-laroux
It’ll still push new growth over time! Sorry this happened but it could be worse and still come back from just a stick and a node xD it’ll bounce back!
picklebroom
Guess you’ll have to toss it! And find a new home for that monstera. Jokes!
blame_stamos
Will new leaves have the same amount (or more) leaf fenestrations?
KarinSpaink
Nothing. It will grow new leaves.
Minnow2theRescue
Turnabout is fair play.
Ttot1025
My toddlers snapped all my mammoth sunflowers in half. I feel your pain.
peanutbuttersockz
Awh it will be okay OP. Be patient and stick a moss pole on there. There will still be growth, it will just take awhile 😅
Living-Rush1441
Eye for an eye!
Caro_fine69
My rabbit ate most of my monstera’s leaves. I was so upset & worried about my plant & bun. They both turned out to be fine, and my monstera is still flourishing! Don’t worry too much.
willowsandweeping
My cat does the same thing
melbbear
You grew a monstera, but raised a monster
Rayylinn
Looks like it’s time for a new one that will be nicer to your plants 😂
terminalparking
Can you return it? ( yes, the toddler)
aroseonthefritz
Excuse me, I have to go take my birth control
curiositycuredpussy
I say this in the nicest way possible…fuck that bitch.
dm_me_a_recipe
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
LaChanclaSuculenta
May I recommend some chancla time?
juptina
Omg this is birth control for a plant mother lol
ShreDaisy
Don’t worry. Your toddler will destroy other things soon and you’ll start to forget about this one.
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Take the toddlers head as retribution
Toddlers are such assholes. (Mine, too)
I love the way you verbalized this.
💚xoxo
It’ll still push new growth over time! Sorry this happened but it could be worse and still come back from just a stick and a node xD it’ll bounce back!
Guess you’ll have to toss it! And find a new home for that monstera. Jokes!
Will new leaves have the same amount (or more) leaf fenestrations?
Nothing. It will grow new leaves.
Turnabout is fair play.
My toddlers snapped all my mammoth sunflowers in half. I feel your pain.
Awh it will be okay OP. Be patient and stick a moss pole on there. There will still be growth, it will just take awhile 😅
Eye for an eye!
My rabbit ate most of my monstera’s leaves. I was so upset & worried about my plant & bun. They both turned out to be fine, and my monstera is still flourishing! Don’t worry too much.
My cat does the same thing
You grew a monstera, but raised a monster
Looks like it’s time for a new one that will be nicer to your plants 😂
Can you return it? ( yes, the toddler)
Excuse me, I have to go take my birth control
I say this in the nicest way possible…fuck that bitch.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
May I recommend some chancla time?
Omg this is birth control for a plant mother lol
Don’t worry. Your toddler will destroy other things soon and you’ll start to forget about this one.
Eye for and eye!!
Right to jail! Right away!