You squich on nail shoes that do nothing, plus arent coming out with soil.
and spend hundreds of machines but im to tell you an natural aerator as old as time (or 1970s). $20-40, lasts seasons, no back pain pain (careful wifh the ankles til a pro).
Ladies, gentlemen, the solution is clear. I mean this literally. High stripper lucite heels have a hollow heel to put tips in with only a smal band of steel. The bottom on the heel pops right back and on as needed and even has holes 2-3” deep for them crumpled $1. Those black and squishy white insoles? Slide off the front so strippers can get money out. Or glogged turf. Then tightly fit back on. You think walking around in heels hurts more than your back and hips after aeration? Look at the heel vs sole height- it’s not that high and puncturing irrigation systems is way less likely.
If you are not brave enough to do this task I feel bad for your son. Like your nail shoes look better. Or just wear pants. Seriously trying it in your house til it’s comfortable then wrap your ankles like old people. You want ones with ankle straps.
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I’d also like charge someone to strap half hollowed tiger claws to their knees and hands and climb around their yard all day. Fuck it- kids will even do it for do it for free. Get em some fake Dino claws.