The Goosebumps episode, ‘Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes’, ensured I would never own one of these as long as I live.
jonathing
I don’t, but I have a wooded area at the very bottom so now that you’ve given me an idea I might hide a couple of gnomes down there for the kids to find
indecisivewitch4
I have several
Briglin
Don’t do it. Friends and family see the single Gnome you bought as a joke and meant to throw away and start gifting you more as presents on every occasion.
Soon the garden is overrun with tacky sculptures of Gnomes taking a pee or fishing. You have been warned.
Not one. It took years to get rid of them but we haven’t spotted a gnome in the garden since we got the pit bulls plus a few bits of poisoned lasagne in traps to catch any the dogs miss.
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The Goosebumps episode, ‘Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes’, ensured I would never own one of these as long as I live.
I don’t, but I have a wooded area at the very bottom so now that you’ve given me an idea I might hide a couple of gnomes down there for the kids to find
I have several
Don’t do it. Friends and family see the single Gnome you bought as a joke and meant to throw away and start gifting you more as presents on every occasion.
Soon the garden is overrun with tacky sculptures of Gnomes taking a pee or fishing. You have been warned.
[https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+garden+gnome&tbs=imgo:1&udm=2](https://www.google.com/search?q=funny+garden+gnome&tbs=imgo:1&udm=2)
Not one. It took years to get rid of them but we haven’t spotted a gnome in the garden since we got the pit bulls plus a few bits of poisoned lasagne in traps to catch any the dogs miss.