Maybe a bottle of wine and some soft music. You could try role play!
semisanity_
bigger pot/ less water? is it soft or just leaning?
Rassayana_Atrindh
Repot him straight, looks like his root ball is leaning out of the pot. Then start rotating his pot 90° every week. It probably won’t bring the extreme bend out, but it’ll help.
Or if you’re feeling ballsy, cut it off to make two straight sections. Let the top’s cut end scab over and pot it up once it grows roots. Put a pretty rock on the top of the one in the pot. 😛
Sea-Apricot7608
Show him your b00bs
AkaThePope
This looks like an ad for Cialis 😂🤣
Imajwalker72
Are you sure that this isn’t a cactus that naturally grows horizontally?
chiefbigjohn
I’ve heard BlueChews can help with this
192oO
That type of cactus grows naturally like that, don’t remember the name but it’s definitely it.
CinDot_2017
First time I’ve ever seen a plant suffer from erectile dysfunction 😆
Ok_Bluebird_1819
He needs a friend who lends him a hand and fresh air
TaurusPTPew
Peyronies?
duh_nom_yar
Possibly a pot with some drainage
YumiGraff
“Stenocereus eruca, also known as the creeping devil, is a cactus native to Baja California, Mexico, covered in spines and grows along the ground.“
RG-INCOGNITO
Blow on it?
RG-INCOGNITO
There is stuff you can order, that arrives by mail in a discreet package.
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Maybe a bottle of wine and some soft music. You could try role play!
bigger pot/ less water? is it soft or just leaning?
Repot him straight, looks like his root ball is leaning out of the pot. Then start rotating his pot 90° every week. It probably won’t bring the extreme bend out, but it’ll help.
Or if you’re feeling ballsy, cut it off to make two straight sections. Let the top’s cut end scab over and pot it up once it grows roots. Put a pretty rock on the top of the one in the pot. 😛
Show him your b00bs
This looks like an ad for Cialis 😂🤣
Are you sure that this isn’t a cactus that naturally grows horizontally?
I’ve heard BlueChews can help with this
That type of cactus grows naturally like that, don’t remember the name but it’s definitely it.
First time I’ve ever seen a plant suffer from erectile dysfunction 😆
He needs a friend who lends him a hand
and fresh air
Peyronies?
Possibly a pot with some drainage
“Stenocereus eruca, also known as the creeping devil, is a cactus native to Baja California, Mexico, covered in spines and grows along the ground.“
Blow on it?
There is stuff you can order, that arrives by mail in a discreet package.
🤔
viagra
Some balls.
He needs some friends supporting him.